Take a Shower Already!
OK. I understand about different cultures. I actually quite like many of them. I like to travel, visit foreign lands, and even “do as they do” when visiting their country. I’ll even try to learn a little of the language if it’s not English they speak.
Why, oh why, oh WHY can’t people who come to this country to work learn to take a SHOWER? It’s summertime, people. It’s hot outside, and sometimes even inside. That means that if you’re not going to wear deodorant, you’re not going to smell very pleasant. Please take a shower daily – or at the very least change your underwear (but that’s a completely different post).
There’s this one lady who sits in a cube near me. You can’t walk past her area without gagging. This is on a daily basis, and it never ceases to amaze me. Does she ever take a fucking shower? Apparently not. At least it’s “just” body odor, and not an overpowering smell of ass or something, but Jesus help me, one day I’m going to go ballistic and vomit or something. I’m not talking about someone who runs during lunch (besides, we have a locker room; she could take a shower if she did, like the rest of us who run at lunch sometimes).
What’s worse is that some guy has to sit right next to her. I mean close enough to touch her. I don’t know how he can stand it!
People, you know who you are – take a fucking shower already, OK? The other cube dwellers will thank you for it.
